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Going beyond pure technical problems, Ride to Hell actively hates you and your sanity. When playing Ride to Hell, you exist at the whim of some of the buggiest software ever released.

Timed missions sometimes randomly end 30 seconds or more early, and your survival seems randomly determined. In some instances, enemies will appear and then die for no apparent reason. Crashes, graphical bugs, disappearing audio, and many more issues are shockingly frequent. The actors cannot cobble together anything like tangible human emotion.Īt least some of these crimes against conscious thought might find forgiveness if Ride to Hell weren't such a technical disaster.

Most of the characters sound like they were recorded in their bedrooms, moments after being woken up from a good week or two of binge drinking. Video games are not often exceptionally voiced, but it's probably been the better part of a decade since something this ear-bleedingly bad has been released. Worse yet, every mind-numbingly awful innuendo and facsimile of human emotion is further injured by some of the most horrific voice acting imaginable. In the few instances Ride to Hell begins to approach something of even tangential relevance, poorly written, self-referential humor kills the mood. Tragedy is greeted with no more subtly than a prolonged, agonizing 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' and sexuality is given the same level of reverence as a pornographic film. Even if Ride to Hell could pass as a broken and buggy parody of the patently offensive, none of the characters seem to be in on the joke. By the tale's end, provided that you haven't attempted an auto-lobotomy, you'll have been drenched in the game's pathetic, out-of-touch approach to sex, violence, and masculinity. Every attempt at maturity devolves into shoddy melodrama. Shortly afterwards, Jake's younger brother is killed by a biker gang, at which point Ride to Hell becomes an excruciatingly cliched tale of revenge. The protagonist of this hellish torture software is Jake Conway, an emotionally scarred Vietnam veteran looking to make a nice, calm life for himself following his return stateside. Now Playing: Ride to Hell: Retribution - Video Review By clicking 'enter', you agree to GameSpot's

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